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STILLWELL ... Best known Victoria in the world. Good at making dogs do things.

BECKHAM ... Second best known Victoria in the world. Currently the reigning Queen of England, according to most Americans, anyway.

IMPOSTER ... Starring as Queen Victoria in the new British sitcom. Slated by the press for not being very amusing at all. Also features the well-known Nazi, Rufus in a role that surely will destroy his credibility as leader of the Third Reich Party.

EXTINCT ... This was probably the first ever Victoria. Fossil remains date back to the Jurrassic period. Scientists have used computer technology to recreate this likeness. We can assume that she is not amused!